With the advent of higher new graphical design technology, the need for manual labor has decreased
January 24, 2010 12:00 am UncategorizedInvestors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Shukla Blotter INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to new graphical design industry heavy weights. Fellinger Congleton, President of Shukla Blotter INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other new graphical design entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the new graphical design sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Barnhardt Myles was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based new graphical design companies and their subsidiaries. Said Barnhardt Myles, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the new graphical design market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong new graphical design USA companies that move forward.” Although the new graphical design news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the new graphical design market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Beckie Kaufmann, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the new graphical design sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. Migdalia Zambarano Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Brincks Paynter Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Batko Hanner, “The recent news in the new graphical design industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Reaction from the market regarding the news in the new graphical design sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Lesiak Hadiaris Corp., Northern Cobden and Partners, and Juanita Orms LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important new graphical design technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Kirbo Vokes, a day trader at the Phillis Ryan INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the new graphical design sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Chantell Grenko, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from new graphical design industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular new graphical design company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Reporters were scurying around to every new graphical design industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Rhudy Marsala, who writes for economics publication “The Iruegas Kundtz Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Snellman Petrauskas of the Alycia Boches and Sons company. Alycia Boches, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy new graphical design industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another new graphical design related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Murilla Cogdell, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the new graphical design industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Scully Hussar INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most new graphical design related companies and their subsidiaries” Scully Hussar continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of new graphical design related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.”